A Simile Makes My Day :)

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

nochristmasjokesplz:

battle-creys:

real-or-knot-real:

F is for friends who do stuff together

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U is for you and me

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N is for anywhere and anytime at all

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down here in the deep blue sea

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F is for fire that burns down the whole town!

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U is for Uranium…Bomb!

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N is for NOOOO SURVIVERRRRRRS!!!!image

In all fairness, we should have seen this coming.

nicolashalden:

bakerstreetbat:

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i want the alarms on the Enterprise to go off
and everyone runs out in their pajamas
and Chekov runs out in these pajamas
ohmygodleavemeheretodie

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space dog pillow pet

men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.

ardenreeves:

Happy Father’s Day to the best dad in cartoon history.